"Goldilocks & the Three Bears" and the neutron lifetime measurements
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Being in the business of EDM searches, I often feel that doing this line of work takes a lot of mental and physical jugglings, often in impossible positions..... just like Dr. Suess's Cat in the Hat:
After 17 years on this job, I am slowly figuring out the actual job description of a University Professor.
You were told that the job of a University Professor consists of responsibilities in three areas: Research, Teaching, and Service. But they don't give you the actual list of skills it takes to do the job. I am figuring out the list of roles that I need to play in my daily job. It consists of the following: